i’m pretty sure this is the weirdest thing i saved… my sister sent it to me for some reason, and it is just… wow. aside from being rather disturbing, the stories are quite hilarious. here is a quote from story one:
I am in the garden airing my terrapin Jetta when he walks past my gate, that mysterious man in black. ‘Hello Roy,’ I say. ‘What are you doing in Dusseldorf?’ ‘Attending to certain matters,’ he replies. ‘Ah,’ I say. He apprises Jetta’s lines with a keen eye. ‘That is a well-groomed terrapin,’ he says.
so weird, so funny.
i saved this on 2007.08.25.