I Am Bismark

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 21:01:39 +0000

“He felt calmer than an IKEA on a weekday afternoon.”

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 02:41:36 +0000

We saw Totoro at the Roxie on Saturday with Tia Jo and it clearly left an impression!

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 02:36:18 +0000

This is all my son has wanted to listen to for days and I’m… ok with it.

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 03:53:58 +0000

I had fun!

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 01:00:27 +0000

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:59:28 +0000

The unfortunate thing is Trump is only number three. We should have impeached Bush over Iraq. We should have impeached Obama for not prosecuting Bush over Iraq. Keep impeaching until they stop sucking.

Sat, 14 Dec 2019 06:57:58 +0000

First order of business for the New Republic ought to be some automatic door safety regulations.

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 01:39:47 +0000

RIP NHS, you were great to us!

Sat, 07 Dec 2019 01:53:31 +0000

Do you use the air freshener in the office bathroom before or after washing your hands? It’s a classic prisoner’s dilemma!

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 03:40:45 +0000

I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:41:38 +0000

I feel the same watching Star Wars on Disney+ as I do about flying and carbon emissions: Pretty guilty but the only solution is political not personal so I’m going to continue while also voting for people trying to fix it.

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 16:17:01 +0000

I got balanced billed for a trip to in-network urgent care since apparently the attending doctor is out-of-network. Shocking how broken our health care system is. Open enrollment, COBRA, in/out of network, coinsurance… these things don’t exist in actual first world countries.

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 23:22:30 +0000

Chaotic good: I make all json keys in my HTTP APIs snake case.

Sat, 12 Oct 2019 22:15:31 +0000

Fleet week: where I’m torn between a distaste for America’s imperialistic worship of its false gods of war and getting to see my son enjoy watching some fast loud planes flying around.

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 03:05:03 +0000

The biggest thing keeping me on macOS is iOS. I could do Linux on the desktop if there was a viable phone alternative.

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 01:40:00 +0000

RIP my 9-year-old Translink card. Now I’ve got just a boring blue Clipper card.

Sat, 24 Aug 2019 04:03:29 +0000

Worst part of glass backed iPhones is your six month old just stops the cute you’re trying to take a picture of to stare at herself in the reflection.

Sat, 17 Aug 2019 03:05:44 +0000

Hiding broccoli inside other food should be an Olympic sport because I would win gold.

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 15:35:55 +0000

Every time I deal with this country’s healthcare rent-seeking bureaucracy and compare it to our experience with the socialized NHS, I can’t wait to vote for someone next year who will burn it all to the ground. Please take away my employer sponsored healthcare!

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 20:23:01 +0000

TFW your downstairs neighbor has worse taste in music than your toddler.