I Am Bismark

my mustache

yes, i am growing one. i figure it will be a deterrent to all of those foaming at the mouth women who want to kiss me… right.

but actually, while i was walking around today, my upper lip did feel noticeably warmer than the rest of my face.

so far i have been called a child molester and a sexy Unabomber while standing in a crowded airport (ok, i added the sexy part… but its true).

i think it will make me look older, which i suppose could be a good or bad thing. i will probably be more intimidating. guys with facial hair always are. girls with facial hair are too to be honest.

so, yes, if you see a tall redheaded guy with a kick-a mustache, its probably me, so give a holla.

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