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Lavabit and Silent Circle email shutdowns only show that "server-based" security is a sham; crypto must always be end-to-end.

— brianbehlendorf (@brianbehlendorf) August 9, 2013

Some people when confronted with a problem think “I know I’ll copy and paste this code.” Now they have two problems: my fists punching them.

Congrats to my big sister on finishing her master’s thesis!

First SDK bug submitted to Apple (with sample code!) Am I legit yet?

My latest commit message:

Reverts AutoLayout parts of 8a3a02f7

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So… I’m sure you can guess how that went.