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Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, your mom will get scared and say “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.