it’s 10.22 am, I haven’t gone to sleep. I just talked to someone really non-committal. What do you eat with Brie cheese? other than… you know, crackers?
— Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Sorry for the long delay in responding. I usually eat Brie cheese with a smug sense of self-importance.
Mariam says it goes nicely with fruit. We will have to take her word for it.
As far as sleep goes, I suggest waiting until the evening. 10:22 AM tends be a bit early for sleep, especially if you have only been awake since 8:00 AM.
Pro tip: better sleep patterns might make others more interested in becoming committed to you.