I Am Bismark

decisions.

there is a dance tomorrow night. do i go?

pros:

  • possibility of meeting attractive women

cons:

  • i am a bad dancer
  • i am not good at meeting new people
  • i am not good at asking girls to dance
  • it takes me a while to warm up with the charm
  • there is only a slight chance the girl would reciprocate the interest even if i make it past all of those issues

question: is the possibility of me meeting my jessica alba worth the pain and humiliation? good question.

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