“He felt calmer than an IKEA on a weekday afternoon.”

We saw Totoro at the Roxie on Saturday with Tia Jo and it clearly left an impression!

This is all my son has wanted to listen to for days and I’m… ok with it.

I had fun!

The unfortunate thing is Trump is only number three. We should have impeached Bush over Iraq. We should have impeached Obama for not prosecuting Bush over Iraq. Keep impeaching until they stop sucking.

First order of business for the New Republic ought to be some automatic door safety regulations.

RIP NHS, you were great to us!

Do you use the air freshener in the office bathroom before or after washing your hands? It’s a classic prisoner’s dilemma!