I Am Bismark


2:41 PM: LARPing like it’s 1066.

2:51 PM: Saxons have taken the field. Normans receiving battle instructions in French.

3:10 PM: William rallying the Norman infantry.

3:19 PM: English crowd booing William every time he rides by. Harold certainly has the home field advantage.

3:28 PM: Saxon shield wall rebuffed first infantry wave. Norman cavalry holding back.

3:41 PM: And the charge begins.

3:43 PM: Unfortunately we have to catch a train so we can’t stick around until the end. I guess we’ll never know who wins.

4:03 PM: “On the very spot where God granted him the conquest of England he caused a very helpful informational placard to be erected.”

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