Today ChicagoErlang.

"Hey, kid! I'm a computer!" — Alan Turing, creator of the first microprocessor

— Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt) September 21, 2014

iOS 8 is launching now! Update to use DuckDuckGo in Safari by going to:

Settings --> Safari --> Search Engine

— DuckDuckGo (@DuckDuckGo) September 17, 2014

I’ll wait for the Watch Shuffle.

So anyone still making good 3.5" phones?

Reheating my spam.

4 AM. Time to fry up some spam.

yoga mats as a fashion accessory.

Why should I buy a new iPhone? My computering is done much more efficiently elsewhere…

A lot of things happen inside my belly. It is a mystery. That place is really interesting. I am a bear.

— A bear (@A_single_bear) September 3, 2014